pipermclean-ing:

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

hun

The first episode of friends aired 20 years ago today on September 22th, 1994

It’s like all of my life everybody has always told me “You’re a shoe! You’re a shoe, you’re a shoe, you’re a shoe!” And then today I just stopped and I said “What if I don’t wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a purse? You know? Or a hat?” 

(Source: izzyswood)

prepare-for-stupid:

dontyouwannadance:

Yo its’ okay if you’re a white girl who likes Uggs and spray tans and pop music and instagramming your Starbucks. Don’t let tumblr make you think for one minute that liking things like that makes you inferior.

Same goes for if you’re a hipster trans mexican/japanese Pizza Underground enthusiast with a hello kitty neck tattoo.

If you’re not hurting anyone, you be you. There’s nothing wrong with that.

PRAISE

laserclifford:

security at concerts always look so bored i mean at least smile you’re getting fucking paid to stand one step closer to my idol than i’ll probably ever be able to you fucker

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(Source: ziamchapel)

It takes ten times as long to pull yourself together as it does to fall apart.

(Source: a-world-of-our-very-own)

(Source: mockingday)

(Source: guccimaneuver)

The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Trailer – “The Mockingjay Lives”

(Source: mockingjaysource)

neitherheavenorhell:

I realize only one person will be damaged beyond repair if Peeta dies.
                                                        Me.

That moment

  • Me: *unlocks phone*
  • Girl in class: Who's the guy as your background?
  • Me: Josh Hutcherson
  • Girl in class: Who is that?
  • Me: ...